Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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