so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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