If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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