she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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