i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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