it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i came on her dog
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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