the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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