I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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