i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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