So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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