you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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