whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
My pussy is not your playground.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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