Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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