bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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