it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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