It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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