I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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