So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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