My nipple is on Facebook.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Randomize
