Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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