the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I didn't notice because vodka
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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