please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize