That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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