Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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