oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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