It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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