he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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