me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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