Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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