I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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