duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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