Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He shit in the fireplace
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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