So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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