One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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