Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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