break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Randomize
