I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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