Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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