I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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