No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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