16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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