IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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