yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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