butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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