you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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