just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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