you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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