And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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