3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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