he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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