no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
