the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Your tits are I can't wait for
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The adults are the big ones right?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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