i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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