Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Randomize
