i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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