4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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